The internet is a wicked place. It has the answer to every question, well most of it. After all, one can literally find ANYTHING over there. After the existence of apps like Tinder and many more, Internet Dating is no more the ‘Hello Computer’ of the 80s. Let’s just admit it. Some of us succeeded in it like a pro and some of us failed at it so miserably that you almost ended up writing an article like this.
PS, I met her through this only.
So here I list out ‘7 Things That You Should Not Do While You Chat With Your Online Crush’.
1.) Pick Up lines are no more cool, rather a big turn off ! !
It’s 2017 not 2005 my dear friend. She will be smart enough to figure out what kind of a copy paste person you are. Just a google search of those lines and you are gone, unless those pick up lines are your originals. Girls like it when their guys are honest on every aspect.
2.) Making her wait for your replies will definitely throw you out of the LEAGUE ! !
The longer you make her wait, the lesser she will think about the possibility that you are interested in her. Think about it if you are at the receiving end. It pinches, doesn’t it?
3.) Don’t be a jerk magnet to her, take you time to reply, but not too long , neither too short ! !
Doing that might make you look desperate which will eventually make her ignore you every single time you text after that. Take your time, think properly with a mature mindset and then reply. Don’t rush into it.
4.) Using words like ‘lol’, ‘rofl’, ‘lmao’, ‘xd’ or anything which comes under the definition of the word ‘Coolness’ in your dictionary isn’t going to impress her at all.
Using such kind of words explains just one thing about you, and that is you are a complete lame person. Using it once or twice can be okay. But using it in every single sentence is just sheer showcase of your stupidity.
5.) Don’t act like a complete nerd to her and start talking about serious issues all at once.
You might think you’re impressing her with your knowledge and experience by having a chat on serious topics but doing that will make you look like a boring person in the first place. Have some fun chats about life and friends and then try to direct it in whatever way you want it to be.
6.) Sending those long forward and hoax messages about everything and anything will only you look like an idiot. Just don’t do that.
It was fun way back the time when MTNL/BSNL came with its 3G Jadoo scheme, but not now. People mostly try to ignore such texts and if you keep texting them up, then probably you are going to be on her offline friend list.
7.) At last keep it simple and clear. Just BE WHO YOU ARE ! !
Don’t talk about the complications and problems that you are or were going through in your life. The more complex you become for her, the further she will drag you away from her.